There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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