Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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