found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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