just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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