let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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