what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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