My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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