I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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