But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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