i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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