just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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