I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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