Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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