I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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