I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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