who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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