don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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