I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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