ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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