I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Holy shit dude........stairs
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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