I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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