why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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