so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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