doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I pour the whiskey from now on
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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