You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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