we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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