I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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