You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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