This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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