thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I need a beard to bite.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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