I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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