If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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