PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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