i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
All I want is dick and wine.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
