that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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