is your mom at the bar?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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