I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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