Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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