I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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