We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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