I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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