one might say we're banned from that church
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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