So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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