Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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