Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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