I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize