this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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