it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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