why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
my poor anus
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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