It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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