I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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