It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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