i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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