Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
My feet surprised me
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