we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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