I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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